Annie: I am putting my foot down, you understand? I am being assertive, and I am making eye contact, and it is achieving results.
Jeff: Are you trying to get formidable with me?
Annie: Well, it worked on Pierce.
Jeff: Infomercials work on Pierce.

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Posted 3 months ago
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Be My Little Friend


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Hello during a random dessert,
Welcome to Fluffytown. No smoking, no farting, no pillow fighting.
If you love brownies you love life.
Will someone back me up if I say this is ridiculous?
You, me, Jeff, Rainman, Big Boobs, Medium Boobs and Black Boobs. We're a family.
I wouldn't hang out with you guys if I thought you were creepy. Trust me, I have good taste.
I now pronounce you a community. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Sincerely,
Lucy and Jacqui